Hope you're not disappointed; our menus are primarily drink driven...

Beer  & Cider - Draught

Quarts & Other Large Bottles

Beer Bottles & Cans

 
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain —
Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
— Edgar Allan Poe (maybe?)